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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

All By Myself/Don't Wanna Be/All By Myself/Anymore...

Why am I the only blogger who can't figure out how to add stuff to her sidebar?

Don't answer that.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Help a Bad Writer Out, Yo


To the 3 people that read this blog:

I realize you owe me nothing. I rarely update. When I do, I rant about subjects of little importance. However, I need your help. If you can find the mercy and time to assist me, I'm requesting your valuable opinion. Please skim, peek at, or read the following essays and tell me which one you prefer. For one of the grad schools I'm applying to, I'm including 2 short essays that hopefully show my ability to write shorter, not horrible pieces. The rest of my writing sample is 25-pages long, so I'm including essays of brevity to showcase my diverse writing talent. Whatever, man. Anyway, I already have one picked out, but I can't decide on the other. Help please! Oh, if you do decide to offer assistance and read the essays, please ignore my lame, bad smile picture found next to the column. Here are the essays and here's hoping, despite my bad bloggerness, I receive some sort of feedback. Thanks!

ESSAY 1: Showering could be hazardous to your health


ESSAY 2:Stay awake with stinky feet, full bladder

Monday, January 16, 2006

It's not easy being a dumb ass

In reviewing my Minnesota grad school writing sample (sent out a month ago), I discovered a mistake. Bummer, right? No, a bummer would be a typo on page 18. I go all out. I have a mistake in the first sentence. Stellar.

I'd rather not discuss the error, because it will make me want to bang my head against the wall yelling, "Stu-pid! Stu-pid! Stu-pid!" I can't really afford to lose any more brain cells, obviously, so I should avoid such activities.

Maybe Minnesota will think leaving out a verb in the opening sentence is an innovative writing technique.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Oh Happy Day


Happy Birthday to me! I rang in turning 23 by sobbing/weeping to The Notebook. Thank you, Netflix, for bringing sappy love movies right to my door.

J.J.'s mom gave me pretty earrings I'm wearing this very moment. Moms are the bestest.

It was a good day to be in Pittsburgh, which is something you won't hear me say very often in the winter. Pitt and the Steelers won, and I drank Swedish coffee in IKEA. Maybe you can enjoy that last one in a select few other cities but whatever. It's my day of birth, I can say what I want, right?

Just to keep with the theme, my favorite series, The Best American Series (they publish annual collections of the best American essays, travel writing, magazine writing, etc.), is 50% off at Barnes and Noble. Stock up.

Friday, January 13, 2006

What's up doc? Costs! But I love 'em.



The following statement has nothing to do with writing or whatever it is I claim to do here, but I love going to the doctor. More than a year has passed since I visited any sort of medicine woman, that is, until today. After leaving my parents' insurance plan for my own, I've been unwilling to find new doctors. I've had the same physician and dentist forever back in Buffalo. I'm no doctor slut. It takes time to move onto someone new. Oh poop. Wow, I’m totally lying right now. I visited the dermatologist a few months ago because I thought I had melanoma. Diagnosis? Dirt. I digress. The point of all this is, I have returned to the health care world and I am thrilled.

A future of hypochondria awaits me. I feel so loved at the doctor. They (they because I like going to University of Pittsburgh clinics because a resident or med student also accompanies the head doctor-- the more the merrier) ask how I'm feeling, gently touch me, congratulate me on not smoking, etc. It's a delightful half-naked experience.

But health care isn't all fun and games, is it? No, sir. Appropriately, as I drove to the doctor's office this morning, former president Bill Clinton was talking on NPR about global health care and health insurance in America. Man, what a mess. Insurance, not Billy. We pay the highest income percent (16%) for health care out of every country in the world. You know what? I can deal with that (and I like to think I'm in a position to talk; 30% of my income from one job goes solely to my health insurance which I rarely use). I'm fine with that statistic because we probably have the best health care in the world. What I will never agree with is the job/health insurance connection. Because, well, kids don't work. I know there are community clinics, but it still seems disgraceful to me that it is so easy for children to be health insurance-free. And independent insurance is so expensive, as are medical costs, ugh.

When I was switching insurances, I made the mistake of going to the dermatologist before my new plan kicked in. For a 10 minute meeting where the dermy told me I had scum on my skin, not cancer, I paid $150. Yikes. The little people can't afford that. Although the little people can probably tell mud from a lesion. Oops.

In other news, I think I should undergo training from mandakay or Beedow to help me become a better blogger. I never post and always leave snotty comments. A and B seem to excel in blogging etiquette.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Give Me the Whole Truth, Not a Million Little Pieces of the Truth



Uh-O(prah). Memoirist James Frey, author of the best-selling book, Million Little Pieces, has been accused of fabricating elements of his compelling druggie/alcoholic life story. That would be fine if the book sold as a realistic fiction novel, but he claimed it was nonfiction. Wait. I'm surprising myself. Yesterday when I read about this, and how the Smoking Gun Web site supposedly caught him, I was on the author's side. I didn't think there was enough evidence to support reports that he made stuff up. Now I'm switching teams. Interesting. Whether or not every word is true or if he exaggerated like whoa, this literary battle brings up an issue that's ever present in the creative nonfiction/literary fiction world.

When writing in this genre, what are the truth boundaries and limits? Should everything be fact or does the writer have liberties?

A reporter from the Chicago Tribune called the office today looking to interview my editor about this very subject. I found out people had been calling him all day yesterday and this morning, since he has written about and given talks about this aspect, or debate, I suppose, of creative nonfiction.

By my standards, if you're writing something and calling it creative NONFICTION, it better be nonfiction. Don't make stuff up. If you want to do that, call it a novel. If you taint the creative nonfiction genre, you ruin it for the writers that stick to the facts, ma'am. This can be a struggle, but only if you let it. Sometimes when writing creative nonfiction it may seem as if you'll write the best essay ever composed if the story you're covering ended another way. Maybe it's tempting to slide the truth so your themes or messages work out. Don't. Change your angle. Don't resort to fabrications. The creative part of creative nonfiction refers to how the facts are told-- the (true) story that drives a piece.

Even in memoir, when writing about something that occurred 20 years ago, truth is imperative. Maybe it's not possible to write word for word dialogue that took place between you and cousin Fred when you were five; however, if you recapture the conversation to the best of your mind's ability, it still qualifies as nonfiction.

If you need a little more help with this, simply remember to keep the reader in the know. If you say things like "it probably went something like this..." or "as I remember it..." you can save yourself from looking like you're trying to fool the reader into believing your memory is a perfect account of the past.

And yet, the fuzziness of fact and fiction doesn't end there. For example, in one the most highly acclaimed recently written memoirs, The Liar's Club (great book), the author Mary Karr takes some liberties. When describing a sexual molester of her youth, she tells of glasses and braces. No one in her neighborhood had that combination, but she didn't want the real pervert to be recognized in her book, which he would have been had she described him accurately. Even after my rant of sticking with the truth, I'm OK with that. It doesn't trick the reader and it doesn't change the story.

Ultimately it's the writer's call, but I will always crusade for absolute nonfiction. While we're on this topic, what's the deal with so many important people lying? Stem cells? Um, all of Washington, D.C.? Not that lying is anything new, but the chances of getting caught have never been higher. Everybody watches everyone do everything. Why do people think they'll get away with stuff? Didn't they end that stage in high school like most of us? Baffles me.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Oops


I received an e-mail from Arizona saying my application was incomplete. I guess I forgot to indicate to which school I was applying. I'd say things are off to a grand start.

Weekend in NYC was a blast. I didn't do anything city-wise, really, such as visit touristy spots or anything. But this was never my intention. I wanted to visit my friends, which is exactly what I did. It was endless fun. Kelly's apartment is lovely and chic and I want to move in. Maybe I can sleep in the bathtub? My brother did that once when he had a party and got really drunk. Perhaps this ability to sleep in tubs runs in the family.

I also got to see Lauren and Danny and Melissa and some others, and it felt so good to be with these loves of my life.

But NYC itself I'm not crazy about. It's fun to visit, but I can't see myself living there for an extended period of time. Even two years for school would be a bit much. Unless all of my friends were there, I suppose. Well, whatever. I don't think this is an issue.

What is an issue is that I have a crush on the person that I drove to and from NYC with. I need to learn how to show I'm interested without being a stalker. Such a fine line.